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Husband Wife Fighting.

WiFe:
Tumari badle Meri Shadi Shaitan se ho jati to acha hota,

HusBanD:
Taubaa kar Taubaa
Bhai bhen ka Nikah nai hota 😝😝😝😂😂

नरेंद्र मोदी:- *मित्रो,आज मेरी सरकार को 700 दिन पूरे हो गये है*

नरेंद्र मोदी:- *मित्रो,आज मेरी सरकार  को 700 दिन पूरे हो गये है*

*यह है मेरी उपलब्धिया*

🔹 रेल किराया लखनऊ से कानपुर 45 रूपये था आज बढोतरी के.... बाद 78 रूपये है।

🔹 प्लेटफार्म टिकट 3 रूपये था और आज 10 रूपये है।

🔹 जब कच्चा तेल 119 डॉलर बैरल था और पैट्रोल 67 रूपये लीटर था आज कच्चा तेल 30 डॉलर बैरल तो भी मै पैट्रोल 68 रूपये लीटर मे दे रहा हू।

🔹 पहले दाल 70 रूपये थी और आज 150 मे ।

🔹 सर्विस टैक्स 12.36% था आज 14.5% है।

🔹 एक्साइज ड्यूटी 10% थी आज 12.36% है ।

🔹 सभी उधोगपतियो की बैलेंस शीट चैक कर लें।

🔹 डॉलर का रेट 58.50 था आज 68.50।

🔹 100 करोड रुपये की गैस सब्सिडी खत्म करवाने के लिए मुझे 250 करोड के विज्ञापन देना पड़ा।

🔹 स्वच्छता अभियान का विज्ञापन 250 करोड का दिया लेकिन सफाई कर्मियों की तनख्वाह के लिए मेरे पास 35 करोड नहीं है ।

🔹 किसान टीवी पर सालाना 100 करोड का खर्चा दे रहा हू क्योंकि इस चैनल के सलाहकार आधे कर्मचारी आरएसएस के किसी संगठन से है।

🔹 किसानों की सब्सिडी छीनना मेरी मजबूरी है।

🔹 योगा डे के लिए 500 करोड है, रामदेव को हरियाणा स्कूलो मे योगा सिखाने के लिए सालाना 700 करोड है।

🔹 स्कूलो के लिए मेरे पास पैसे नहीं हैं इसलिये मजबूरन प्राथमिक शिक्षा के बजट में 20% की कटौती करनी पड़ी।

🔹 मेरे पास कॉरपोरेट को 64000 करोड टैक्स छूट देने के लिए तो है मगर आत्महत्या कर रहे किसानों का ऋण चुकाने को 15000 करोड नहीं है।

🔹 स्किल इंडिया के लिए 200 करोड का विज्ञापन बजट है मगर युवाओं की छात्रवृति मे 500 करोड की कटौती कर दी क्योंकि वे भारत माता की जय नही बोल रहे थे।

🔹 सरकार घाटे में हैं, रेलवे की जमीनें बेचने का टेंडर पास कर दिया है क्योंकि अडानी को 22000 करोड देने है

🔹 माल्या को 9000 करोड़ लोन दिये ले के भाग गया कोई बात नहीं देश के हर किसी का केवल 75 रुपया ही तो गया ।

🔹 अच्छे दिन का सपना सच हो रहा है ।। ((मेरा मेरी सरकार का और पूँजीपतियों का ।।)) आप को और सही जानकारी हो तो कृपया मेरी सरकार के  कामों को जनता तक पहुंचाएं।
: https://sabrangindia.in/article/bankers-union-demand-urjit-patel-resignation

कांग्रेस के समय मे विदेश मे धन भेजने की सीमा(LRS) 75 हजार डालर थी!!!
मोदी सरकार के आते ही, एक हफ्ते के अन्दर इस सीमा को बढाकर 125 हजार डालर कर दिया जाता है!!!
फिर अगले वर्ष 26 मई 2015 को इसको बढाकर 250 हजार डालर कर दिया जाता है!!!
इस छूट का हवाला कारोबारियो ने भरपूर फायदा उठाया और पिछले 11 महीनो मे कई हजार करोड डालर विदेशो मे ट्रांसफर कर दिये।अब इस प्रश्न का उत्तर RBI के पास भी नही है कि आखिर इतनी बडी धन राशिया विदेशो मे क्यो भेजी गई???
सच मे, ये नोटबंदी एक बडा गैम है

Most Valuable Indian Coin

Most Valuable Indian Coin
                                               PEOPLE IN SEARCH OF INDIAN COIN




Most Searching  Indian & East Indian Company rare coin :
                                   Collector are interested on these coin because these are one of the most rare coin of India.
           

ONE Naya paisa :Year of 1964.
               (CONDITION):Written as "ONE NAYA PAISA" ,&  made of brass.
This coin was very rare at that time three mint was published of this design but in that three design coin metal are different types.This combination of metal was very rare. Since for the reason of  in that case collector are need this coin.                                      
This coin are having 40 to 50 thousand rupee value,depend on the condition & grading of this coin.                                        
Most of original coins are already sell between 20 to 30 thousand.





                                               

1957 Horse logo One paisa

     HORSE Logo one paisa: Year of  1946,1957,1958 are Interested by collector, mostly 1957 one paisa was rare its value did not consider by collector but its value greater than other two published coin.Same procedure  you applied on this coin touched its surface its never roughed & compared with other published original coin.

                           


Five paisa 1964
FIVE paisa coin : Year of  1962,1963,1964 or made of before coins are need but made of brass metal.
 (CONDITION) : All five paisa made of brass metal can eligible for buy & In coin, bottom of  "ASHOK STHAMBHA" a template was written as (SATYA MEBA JAYATE IN HINDI LETTER). Collector needs its because it was rare old antique & some of Five paisa has the different power likes flame pulling function, color blue function, at this point its value was grow more than its plan coin. But carefully because of its demand fake coins are much in market one of this image was also a fake coin. Rare piece of coins letter never up to the surface of coin its surface was smooth, letter are in sequence. A good examiners can determine the exact coin of five paisa. Because of its fake makers, collector are did not interested now for plane coin. If you have functional coin than its sell quickly. Neither if you  have a authentic coin than also its sell in low cost. A functional can sell more than 50 lakh.
A plane authentic coin decrease its value now its sell now less than 30 thousand rupee.

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HUNUMAN Coin (1818 Half Anna & One Anna Coin)

                                                                 R.P COIN (H.M COIN)

R.P coin (Rice Pulling Coin) or H.M COIN 1818:

          This coin made in British in 1818 publish this after 1819,This coin had a image of Lord HUNUMAN so its called HUNUMAN coin, Lord Hunuman was from the Hindu Mythology,he was a great protector of humanities & he was served for lord Ram.(Image of HANUMAN,UKL, Crop sign) one side of the coin & another side of the coin contain "HALF ANNA sign & the Original trade mark of the East India Company,Year 1818". The coin itself must glowing just little whites.This coin contain different types of metals.One of them is Iridium which was one of the most costly metal of the world.

          About Iridium: 

                               Iridium is the chemical element with atomic number 77, and is represented by the symbol Ir. A very hard, brittle, silvery-white transition metal of the platinum family, iridium is the second-densest element (after osmium) and is the most corrosion-resistant metal, even at temperatures as high as 2000 °C.Iridium was discovered in 1803 among insoluble impurities in natural platinum.

                In 1803, British scientist Smithson Tennant (1761–1815) analyzed the insoluble residue and concluded that it must contain a new metal.

 This most expensive  IRIDIUM metal HELP HANDLING & stabilize the radio active materials.

    HOW TO TEST AUTHENTICATION :

          1: SEE THE ORIGINAL LOGO & TRADE MARKED OF THE EAST INDIA COMPANY.

       2: FROM THE RICE PADDY YOU HAVE TO CRUSHED IT & OBSERVED THE RICE,      THAT RICE WAS RIGHT TO EXAMINATION.

       3: ATTRACTED THE RICE THROUGH COIN BY GROUND TO GROUND & GROUND To AIR.(note how much distance covered).

        4: SEE THE RICE PULLED BY COIN & AFTER SOME TIME RICE BECOME YELLOWISH OR SMALL DARKENED(note how much time have change the color).

       5: If YOU TOUCHED THAT RICE & JUST WANTED TO PRESSED THEN ITS BECOMES DUSTED.

       6: HAVE SOME OF COIN TOUCHED RICE & FROM THAT RICE PULLED SOME NEW FRESH RICE ( distance must be noted ).

         7: HAVE A SMALL COPPER METAL TOUCHED WITH  COIN & EXAMINE THE COPPER METAL PULLED THE RICE OR NOT, ITS PULLED DEFINITELY & DID SAME OPERATION.

        8: HAVE A IRON PIN HANGED BY THREAD CONSTANT WITH 90 DEGREE ANGEL & SHOWING NEAREST TO COIN, ITS PUSHED IRON PIN, ITS NEVER TOUCH THE COIN.

          9: HAVE A GLASS OF WATER SINK THE COIN ITS BECOMES STUD UP (90,60,40 OR 20) DEGREE ANGEL ITS DEPEND ON POWER OF COIN.

         10: HAVE TORCH LIGHT OPEN HEAD SWITCH ON & THEN NEARER TO THE COIN ITS MUST FUSED OR DECREASE THE POWER OF THE CELL.(USE TWO CELL TORCH).

       11: HAVE A SMALL MIRROR & PUT THE COIN ON THE MIRROR, THE BACK SIDE Of MIRROR FOIL WAS MELT OR LEAVE THE FOIL FROM THE MIRROR,(the time must be noted).

 This was not a real original coin, real coin must small like 1835 or another half anna coin, here i just show a image of lord hunuman. You touched any East India company coin its never rough, be careful  when you go to examine any East Indian Company Coin.

                                                                                                                                           

This image was from 1835 coin but it has contain the original tgrade mark of the EAST INDIA COMPANY.

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HUNUMAN Coin (1818 Half Anna & One Anna Coin)

                                                                 R.P COIN (H.M COIN)R.P coin (Rice Pulling Coin) or H.M COIN 1818:
          This coin made in British in 1818 publish this after 1819,This coin had a image of Lord HUNUMAN so its called HUNUMAN coin, Lord Hunuman was from the Hindu Mythology,he was a great protector of humanities & he was served for lord Ram.(Image of HANUMAN,UKL, Crop sign) one side of the coin & another side of the coin contain "HALF ANNA sign & the Original trade mark of the East India Company,Year 1818". The coin itself must glowing just little whites.This coin contain different types of metals.One of them is Iridium which was one of the most costly metal of the world.
          About Iridium:                                Iridium is the chemical element with atomic number 77, and is represented by the symbol Ir. A very hard, brittle, silvery-white transition metal of the platinum family, iridium is the second-densest element (after osmium) and is the most corrosion-resistant metal, even at temperatures as high as 2000 °C.Iridium was discovered in 1803 among insoluble impurities in natural platinum.                In 1803, British scientist Smithson Tennant (1761–1815) analyzed the insoluble residue and concluded that it must contain a new metal.
 This most expensive  IRIDIUM metal HELP HANDLING & stabilize the radio active materials.    HOW TO TEST AUTHENTICATION :          1: SEE THE ORIGINAL LOGO & TRADE MARKED OF THE EAST INDIA COMPANY.       2: FROM THE RICE PADDY YOU HAVE TO CRUSHED IT & OBSERVED THE RICE,      THAT RICE WAS RIGHT TO EXAMINATION.       3: ATTRACTED THE RICE THROUGH COIN BY GROUND TO GROUND & GROUND To AIR.(note how much distance covered).        4: SEE THE RICE PULLED BY COIN & AFTER SOME TIME RICE BECOME YELLOWISH OR SMALL DARKENED(note how much time have change the color).       5: If YOU TOUCHED THAT RICE & JUST WANTED TO PRESSED THEN ITS BECOMES DUSTED.       6: HAVE SOME OF COIN TOUCHED RICE & FROM THAT RICE PULLED SOME NEW FRESH RICE ( distance must be noted ).         7: HAVE A SMALL COPPER METAL TOUCHED WITH  COIN & EXAMINE THE COPPER METAL PULLED THE RICE OR NOT, ITS PULLED DEFINITELY & DID SAME OPERATION.        8: HAVE A IRON PIN HANGED BY THREAD CONSTANT WITH 90 DEGREE ANGEL & SHOWING NEAREST TO COIN, ITS PUSHED IRON PIN, ITS NEVER TOUCH THE COIN.          9: HAVE A GLASS OF WATER SINK THE COIN ITS BECOMES STUD UP (90,60,40 OR 20) DEGREE ANGEL ITS DEPEND ON POWER OF COIN.         10: HAVE TORCH LIGHT OPEN HEAD SWITCH ON & THEN NEARER TO THE COIN ITS MUST FUSED OR DECREASE THE POWER OF THE CELL.(USE TWO CELL TORCH).       11: HAVE A SMALL MIRROR & PUT THE COIN ON THE MIRROR, THE BACK SIDE Of MIRROR FOIL WAS MELT OR LEAVE THE FOIL FROM THE MIRROR,(the time must be noted).


 This was not a real original coin, real coin must small like 1835 or another half anna coin, here i just show a image of lord hunuman. You touched any East India company coin its never rough, be careful  when you go to examine any East Indian Company Coin.                                                                                                                                        
This image was from 1835 coin but it has contain the original tgrade mark of the EAST INDIA COMPANY.
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C.D. Deshmukh 10 Rupee Notes.

                                                  C.D Deshmukh Ten Rupee Note

Three Different types of  ten rupee had been published when C.D. DESHMUKH  was Governor of Reserve Bank of India.

1.ONE PEACOCK IMAGES.

2.THREE PEACOCK IMAGES.

3.BOAT IMAGES.

When C.D Deshmukh was first Indian governor of Reserve bank of India he was served under British Government & at that time Bangladesh & Pakistan did not separated so their is Bangladesh & Pakistan issue note are printed also but collector only collected Indian issue if any notes contain magnetic power then collector interested on that neither probability is low to other issue.Some notes are printed different they have band images of 10 it was corner of the notes collected them which are in straight position because band images of ten rupee note are common, Collector interested in rare notes.

AUTHENTICATION :

                                   1: You have to see on the white area of the note there is a water mark of King face.

                                   2:A silver thread was there.

                                   3:On the middle of the note (Ten rupee Reserve Bank Of India) is printed by water

                                      mark.

A boats image of ten rupees note if having two boats is rare,one boats image ten rupees is common so its not in demanded,keep trying to found two boats ten rupees c.d deshmukh note.

One peacock image ten rupees not was very rare & also it has some magnetic power its disturbed the black & white T.V signal.

C.D. Deshmukh 10 rupee notes

A note 10 rupee of  C.D Deshmukh having 3 or one peacock is precisely value of more then 10 lakh rupees.
A another note of 3 peacock is published that is signed by R.N Malhotra it was also collectible note.